Blasphemous Bagel Slicing Has Twitter Royally Shook

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Ada Elder
Mar 27, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

Few things get the internet heated up like controversial food preparation. It feels like we've been talking about pineapple on pizza since ARPANET's creation. Today's crime against food occurred in St. Louis, Missouri. Alek Krautmann rocked Twitter with a joyful announcement that he brought "bread-sliced" bagels in to work, and wowed his colleagues St. Louis style. The outcry has been...intense. From St. Louisians admonishing their brother, to horrified New Yorkers, people have a lot of feelings about this method. Even Dictionary.com and Panera weighed in. We're going to come out and say we are 100% against this method. How bout you?  

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    tweet by Alek Kratumann saying he introduces his colleagues to a St Louis method of bagel slicing
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    tweet telling Alek Krautmann he should be ashamed
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    tweet threatening Alek Krautmann with being fired by sending him to human resources
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    tweet saying cutting bagels into slices is a felony in NYC
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    tweet asking to report cutting bagels into slices as a crime
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    tweet by a dictionary saying the word bagel means a ring and therefor should be treated accordingly
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    tweet saying they swallow their bagels whole so as to not ruin their round shape
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    tweet expressing surprise over the controversy surrounding the St Louis bagel slicing
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    tweet defending the St Louis bagel slicing method
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    tweet saying slicing bagels is a common thing when ordering at panera
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    tweet defending the bagel slicing method by saying they aren't real bagels anyway
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    tweet showing interest in St Louis bagel slicing
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    tweet saying they're willing to try sliced bagels
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    tweet by panera bread asking who else slices their bagels
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    tweet by panera employee saying bagel slicing is not common
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    tweet by panera bread offering Alek Krautmann free bagels
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    tweet by person calling bagel slicing anti semitic
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    tweet by St Louis native saying not everyone slices their bagels
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    tweet saying people who slice their bagels should go to jail
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    meme with Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park asking if slicing bagels is something that should be done
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    tweet saying slicing bagels is cheap
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    meme with a screenshot of a Pokemon game with the player saying there's only trash there
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